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MY 2009 FAVORITES

2009-12-30T00:45:58Z

Two thousand and nine was horrible but some OK things came out of it. This list was hard for me to do because most of my favorite stuff this year has been finding out about stuff from the 60s and the 80s.

PUPPY BOWL V-

JASPER DASH AND THE FLAME PITS OF DELAWARE

THANKSGIVING FEAST 09

CORALINE
CORALINE

BABY BATS EATING-

CAT ROLLING WATERMELON OUT OF THE SEA

THE FUNCOOKER

GREEN PORNO 2 & 3

FRENCH PEOPLE OPENING WINE BOTTLES-

QUINTRON AND MISS PUSSYCAT

ARETHA FRANKLIN'S INAUGURATION HAT AND MY CAT DRESSED AS IT

MARTHA STEWART

ZACHARY QUINTO-

FANTASTIC MR. FOX

DYSON BLADELESS FAN

THE COOKIES OF 2009 - we are making new leaps in cookie technology every day

I may edit this more as I think of things / get embarrassed about these

THUMBS UP DELGO

2009-12-12T22:58:48Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DELGO

2009-12-12T06:50:07Z

deduce_this @ 2009-11-15T17:28:00

2009-11-15T22:29:41Z

If You Can't Fix It...

2009-10-20T18:19:12Z

If You Can't Fix It...
Originally uploaded by nedhugar

Red Jeans

2009-10-15T05:47:59Z

Red Jeans
Originally uploaded by nedhugar

Furriers

2009-07-10T07:25:21Z

Dorothy and the Cootie Catcher first look!

2009-07-06T01:08:03Z

I need help ironing out story kinks and stuff. I will probably shorten whatever text I can when I make the actual bubbles.

FIRST: Going to add about 2 pages of Dorothy and Kirby walking/skating to school so you know who they are.

Panel one: EXT Elementary School (Harrison Ford Elementary?) PRINCIPAL: Good morning students. This is your principal speaking./
Today's menu will be chick kabobs, lunch loaf, and cheese caserole.

Panel two: Classroom. ALl the kids.
PRINCIPAL: Congratulations to Britney Gallows for turning in the names of the students involved in the illegal cootie catcher and finger football smuggling ring.
BRITNEY: Shucks everyone, your attention is all I-
PRINCIPAL: Also, happy birthday to Carter Seaberry. Come to my office today for a free pencil.

Panel three:  KID: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 

PANEL FOUR: Britney shoots Carter DAGGER EYES
CARTER: THANKS, TEAM. I'm giving this b-day 110% 'cause I don't know when it will come around again!

Panel one:
BRITNEY: How come birthdays are so great?? My mom stopped having them at 39.

Panel two: Emaline, kirby, and dorothy
EMALINE: It was tricky picking out a present for Carter/
KIRBY: I know. He made a fortune when he sued that book publishing company for stealing his likeness.

Panel three: A mr. man book that looks strangely like Carter. Its called "MR. HELD-BACK-A-GRADE"

Panel four:
Emaline: I got him a football but you can put your name on the card since we're best friends.
DOROTHY: I never said-

Panel five: Kirby talks to Emaline. Dorothy leans back in her chair to give the gift to Carter.
KIRBY: Actually, Dorothy and I already made Carter a present.
DOROTHY: It’s a cootie catcher … it will tell you the name of who you’re going to marry!

Panel six: Carter is making the face he makes in the mr. man book
CARTER: Just like they do in India!!
This is a better gift than the tiny hat mom gave me.

Panel one:  BRITNEY: Hey kid! Look!
AIMEE: How come you don’t know my name yet?

Panel two:  BRITNEY: Its a cootie catcher! 

Panel three:
DOROTHY: OKAY, Pick a color
CARTER: Blue!

Panel four:  BRITNEY: Teacher teacher I have to see Principal!

Panel five: Mr. Woodmancy sits at his desk and wistfully looks at a picture of a sailboat.
WOODMANCY: *Sigh* Good times... good, Maritimes. / What is it, Britney?

(Across this there are either four small panels showing the cootie catcher opening and closing that say B L O O, or there are just four word bubbles because of the page 5 gag)

Panel six:  Emaline: Kirby, that cootie catcher doesn't seem very accurate to me, / and besides, I thought the three of us were going to get Carter a gift together.
KIRBY: We just thought maybe we'd know what he wants better since we're the same age as him.

Panel seven:  EMALINE:
EMALINE: I'm the same age as you guys, Im just tall.
This milk has hormones. This milk doesn’t have hormones. / I’m only nine, I don’t know the difference!

Panel one: Dor. and Carter
DOROTHY: OKAY, now pick a number!
Carter: THREE

Panel two: Emaline a little sad
DOROTHY: ONE

Panel three: Kirby biting his nails
OROTHY: TWO

Panel four: The principal busts in on them all with brittney behind
PRINCIPAL : THREE! I mean... Freeze! / Hand me that cootie catcher!

Panel five:
DOROTHY: That's not fair its his birthday!

Panel six:
PRINCIPAL: Oh goodness! How could I forget!

Panel one: Principal holds a pencil for carter
PRINCIPAL: One to grow on, sailor!
CARTER: Brutal!

Panel two:
CARTER: Its not my future spouse but at least now I'll be ready to keep a C average and stay on the team.

Panel three: Principal stands by a pnumatic tube system with the cootie catcher
PRINCIPAL: I know just where ths cootie catcher will go: The Pneumatic Underground Removal PipeLine

Panel four: he puts it in a canister

Panel five: canister goes in the system

Panel six: its wooshed away as he brushes his hands together JOB WelL DONE

(Across those three panels he spells out P U R P L like the BLOO)

Panel 1 and 2

Good! No more distractions I hope!
Mr. Woodmancy, resume class!

Panel three: Ext. of the school:
WOODMANCY: Great flying foxes of Indonesia have six foot wingspans.

Panel four: Mr Woodmancy teaching
WOODMANCY: The bumblebee bat of Thailand weighs less than a penny and is the smallest mammal ever.
Carter, please do not jump out that window.

Panel five: Carter stops himself.
CARTER: My bad, coach.

Panel : Kirby! Don't you take notes?

Panel: Kirby: Don't gotta! Someone highlighted the important parts already!

DOROTHY: AUGH! Britney is such a bloodclot, I hate her!

EMALINE: I know you think Britney is such a bleep-clot and you bleep her, but I just found something!

Panel one:
EMALINE: The highlighted parts are CODE from a previous student who found where PURPL goes!! The way to the confiscated items will be revealed when the planets align in Mrs. Cromtards class.

2
DOROTHY: We should go there right now!
EMALINE: No we shouldn't, we've both class right now.

3
WILL MRS CROMTARDS CLASS PLEASE REPORT TO THE LIBRARY FOR YOUR AUDIO/VISUAL TESTS

DOROTHY: It's a sign! The planets are aligning already!
KIRBY: Why were any of those words in a textbook about bats, anyway?
EMALINE: You guys are going to get in so much trouble!

4:
DOROTHY: You're right Em, this is gonna be awesome!
EM: You're not even listening to me.

5:
EMALINE: Dog. Fish. Casette.
KIRBY: No Emaline, thank you.
DOROTHY: MR Woodmancy, may Kirby and I have a hall pass?

WHERE THE WRITING GETS REALLY DODGY

KIRBY: I can't believe Mr. Woodmancy let us share a hallpass, isn't that weird?

2

DOROTHY : I think he forgets you're a boy.

1

Dorothy: A solar system mobile! I think I found another one of those glues.

2

KIRBY: Clues, Dorothy.

3
DOROTHY: That can't be right, that's a board game.

5

DOROTHY: The next clue is inside the sun!

KIRBY: Thats great, but someone is coming!

Is this sun-sect joke thing retarded?

Panel 2

KIRBY: KOONS BALLOONS!

C: You cursed brats!
Darksome night and shining moon,
what goes on in my classroom?

D: Oh no! It's empty! Not even candy!

C: You broke my sun!
K: N-no ma'am! It was an accident!

C: Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too!

THATS ALL FOR NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? I 'M NERVOUS

Side B

2009-05-01T05:20:49Z

Maybe I'll LJ stalk some of the people in it I enjoyed.

Keeping Myself Busy

2009-04-26T01:46:00Z

(photos by K Strickland and me!)

Mooshe and I revamped Guess Who? with photos from the 1982 Miss USA Pageant! (In this photo I've already eliminated the girls who never had braces)

If you find the secret Meth card you get to go through rocks, see around corners, 42 consecutive turns, or you can call up Liza Minelli.

deduce_this @ 2009-03-22T14:50:00

2009-03-22T18:59:51Z

Everyone is drawing comic book covers so I drew this for my mothers birthday.

Also: get your dose of specialism vision at the team fun twitter: http://twitter.com/OkaySpecialism

And make sure to read I Love Tapes and Tiny Kitten Keeth

deduce_this @ 2009-03-19T16:34:00

2009-03-19T20:48:28Z

OK it is not the official launch yet but I can't wait any more! Check it out- monday-wednesday-friday!

Not a relevant post

2009-03-16T05:51:17Z

When bro-Jay moved in to my town mid-January I thought things couldn't get better, but then today I met Bob.

I am doing such weird things lately

2009-02-19T10:47:25Z

I am trying to get commissions from a seafood restaurant. I hope these count as furries!

(Also: www.tinykittenteeth.com/ is the best thing I have seen in so long!)

Pulaski cut-outs

2009-02-17T05:36:23Z

What the hell?

2009-02-15T06:49:37Z

Ft. Pulaski surrendered in 30 hours!!

2009-02-12T09:35:08Z

Thanks to the friendly goth at kinko's for not charging us for a reprint at the 23 hour mark!

Drawings from the other goofy day

2009-01-27T02:41:17Z

Writing a skills based resume makes me feel like a cad. Tonight I am taking a break and making a Suppermon cover so I can FINALLY print that shit for the SCAD zine fest!!

I don't need to design characters I can just draw goofy versions of Jon Wolfe

"Keep it easy, sleazies!"

Midnight Rescue!

2009-01-26T21:08:20Z

(pay no attention to the perspective)

I need some other opinions:

2009-01-22T16:05:36Z

Sean wrote my copy on this (which is why I weigh 210 pounds) and some of the writing is still going to get changed.

I don't know if I should go for the frilly hipster aesthetic on it either, or if I should go all out 80s or 90s or what. Real trading card games have really awful design as far as I've seen. Also the image of me is just silly and not supposed to be there but people say they like it, and i'm so apprehensive about putting myself on this (its already so cheesy) but I wouldn't know where to take it.

I have no idea. The point is that its ugly but thats probably also a terrible choice. The fun thing is that I could stamp or hole punch it . Maybe I will redesign it and spend more time on it if you like the concept.

Also reverting back on a previous idea I had, I think I am going to mail a company I REALLY REALLY like but probably have low chances of working with a box of cereal, and write "I'll bring the milk" on it. That's gotta charm Laika into letting me be janitor, right?

I'm sorry Jeremy

2009-01-22T00:26:35Z

This is like the worse digital coloring ever I'll do better next time I promise.

Stories from the Fort Pulaski prison

2009-01-19T00:40:22Z

“It was thought of a streak of the finest fortune to be so lucky as to procure a small rat. Though horrible to the thoughts of men in good society, and decidedly offensive to the taste, they made a savory meal, and as much desired as a dainty meal at home.” -Capt. John J. Dunkle, 25th Va. Inf.

“Burgess roasted the big cat today and we found that hunger had removed so many prejudices we, the owners, got a small share. I found the ribs and part of the back elegant food, and the gravy was splendid sop.” –Capt. Henry Dickson 2nd VA. Cav.

deduce_this @ 2009-01-18T19:27:00

2009-01-19T00:34:59Z

trying to learn to draw birds like Ben Caldwell

Sourpuss

2008-12-27T02:45:10Z